Avoid the "Dear John" Bonus Letter – Keep Your Top Talent Happy!
Many of you are familiar with “Dear John” letters, which are typically sent to a sweetheart serving in the armed forces, breaking off a relationship with their partner back home. In today's modern world, we've taken the initiative to draft a “Dear John” letter addressed to that financial person at corporate, the one responsible for calculating and distributing bonuses. Dear John, I hope this finds you well, and I hope in time we can be friends, but I’ll get straight to the point. This relationship isn’t working any longer. A guy cannot expect a girl to wait around forever for a bonus. The fiscal year ended back in December. It’s April, and I still haven’t received so much as a statement from you. You’ve been so opaque. I may not have a degree in Math, but I can balance my checkbook. Surely, by now, you know the numbers and the results! It was bad enough when I couldn’t figure out the exact math and bonus structure. What’s worse is you are dragging your feet while I hear throug...